I found this in a book at a Goodwill in Georgia. I’m sorry that I did such a crap job scanning it in. But here’s what it reads:

“Hi Hi Hi!
Jason is a cutie
Hey and stuff I’m board. It’s 12:37 AM Saturday morning. I hope we do something cool today because . . . I don’t know Just because. I’m listening to 91.1 Death metal shit. So yeah. It sounds ok this song is pretty Fucked up! I saw this porn in the mall the other day. She was pretty hot and wearing a playboy white little shirt and it had the huge bunny on the back . . . so yeah and stuff

Sprinkles”

This letter is so over-the-top that I almost feel this could be satire, but . . . no this is just a crazy letter from a girl who is going to make life hell for her mother and father. (Well, assuming he’s around.) It is interesting to see profanity underlined like she does though. It stinks of amateurism. Plus, is she calling a girl, “a porn?” or is she just having Jason make the jump that she’s referring to the girl in a porn? I'm guessing her over exuberant use of profanity, a drawing of what appears to be a monkey smoking pot, and proving her toughness by mentioning Death metal might suggest she’s just looking to toughen up her identity. If this isn’t a phase . . . well then there are evil times ahead for her in a frat house somewhere.