I bought a book of old photos of young kids who look old. Or they’re dressed like they’re old anyway. And if they’re not dressed like they’re adults, they just all seem posed in a way that’s just . . . off. Maybe portraits back in the day cost too much to waste them having the kids look like kids. Or maybe kids just used to be looked at like little weird fetal adults, and their parents were just waiting for them to stop being weird and become adults. Anyway, please enjoy these highlights. Some of the kids look kind of half-stupid. Some look like fey bluebloods, and some have mullets. Oh, and one appears to be wearing bi-focals and is smoking a pipe.