I’ll be sure to add more creepy doll ads as we go along, because it’s just so easy. Dolls are inherently creepy, especially these adult-targeted ones. The copy on two of them read “God bless ‘Baby Melissa” as she is . . .dedicated to her Maker! What joy to pick her up and hold her. Nearly as large as a newborn and ever so lifelike!” and “The most amazingly lifelike doll you will ever hold in your arms.” Both ads also mention that the dolls are not meant for children. So, I guess that means that they are either for crazy women who never had the chance to have children, or crazy women who never wanted their kids to grow past infancy.
The other ad here is a doll that looks like a baby, except that it looks like Lucille Ball. I have no guess to what psychosis the purchase of this doll speaks, butcha betcher ass it signifies something is wrong.
More to Come. More to Come. Check back.
Evil Ads
