Good Stuff

Your life will be better once you know who Karl Pilkington is. I promise. Find him on Ricky Gervais’ webcast. The funniest stuff I’ve ever heard online. Ricky’s home page, the current podcasts he, Steven Merchant, and Karl the “K Man” are doing. And here’s season 4, 2, 1, and some early stuff from his XFM radio show. You must listen.

Jon Benjamin is so fucking great. He is so fucking great. But he's more than funny. He's one of those guys that when I'm doing something, I think, 'I wonder if Jon Benjamin would approve?" Anyway, definitely check out the video section. Then check out their links. I particularly like Eugene Mirman's site

This guy had some very similar ideas to ones I came up with for Parmistan. Unfortunately, he had them first. Oh, and he's funnier.

Oh, Bless The Internet

Awesome. So confident. So lacking in self awareness. Here's some more.

Here’s a candidate for the Governor of Minnesota. I dunno, he seems like he’d be a fun pick.

The Whistle Tips go Whoo-WHOOO!

Subtly Magnificent. The Video Professor.

Please enjoy the song stylings of Wing and you should also check out Devistatin' Dave - definitely listen to "You don't have to be a Gangsta"

This is the worst site I have ever seen. It's for a lawyer.

This is the a link to the Media Statement for Hooters. God, how I love it.

The Hutt River Province website. This guy just started his own country pretty much. It pays to go a bit deeper in this site.

Wowie Kablowie - We're not making fun of this, because we're not sure what we think of it. But you really owe it to yourself to check out meet-an-inmate.com

Unbelieveable. This is the worst of the worst from Branson, MS. An adult ticket is $28.50, a child under 15 is $18.50. Dear God, what poor child is being subjected to this?

Ever Wonder what happened to Willie "Buddy Lembeck" Aames from Charles in Charge? Me neither. But this is what he's up to. He's Bibleman!

Here's yet another reason to be thankful that you're not a resident of New Jersey--the state's poet laureate Amiri Baraka, a.k.a. LeRoi Jones. The lines in his poem SOMEBODY BLEW UP AMERICA that have garnered all the attention are “Who told 4000 Israeli workers at the Twin Towers/ To stay home that day.” But you really should read the poem in its entirety. If you don’t, you miss out on other great lines like “Who do Tom Ass Clarence Work for/ Who doo doo come out the Colon's mouth/ Who know what kind of Skeeza is a Condoleeza.”

Since when do states have their own poet laureates anyway? Does Massachusetts have one? If they don't, I'd like to officially nominate Michael Gries. Here's a sample of his oeuvre.

Creepy Babies

I can never convince poeple that this is a creepy product. But it really is.

You were just a little candle in the candle in the wind

I think this is for women who can't have kids. Or woman who are sad to see infants become todlers. Evil.

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Friends and Family

Here's my friend's Josh’s site. It’s not nearly as cool as parmistan.com, but we’re pretty awesome, so he shouldn’t feel bad.

Here's Dan Gries' site. He's pretty cool.

Links You Can Use

Oh man, RJ sent me this: You can see where the nearest Salvation Army locations are around you. We’re planning a trip to hit a bunch. Moldy shirts his wife and my girlfriend will hate, here we come!

The best original song from a movie. Ever.