Brokedown Palace
Mike Gries
Brokedown Palace stars Kate Beckinsale, who men (including us) find hot, and Claire Danes, who owes her career to the fact that women want us to find her attractive. It tells the story of two cute girls sentenced to a lengthy term in an all women’s prison. I was expecting a lot from this movie, but in reality it wasn’t at all sexy. It was like they weren’t even trying! For a much better take on this theme, try Chained Heat 1 or 2.