Here are two separate items that mix astrology with two of man's basic drives: getting drunk, and having sex. The first is item is a mixology guide I snagged out of one of those shaker/glassware/various bar accessories sets. I'd have felt obliged to buy the set to have this, but more than half the pieces were missing, including the shaker, so I figured just slip it into a book I was already buying. Anyway, it's about 10 pages long and it has mixed drink recipes and assorted astrology facts. It also has assorted pictures of white people generally being upbeat and white. The weird thing about the pictures is that while each has multiple people in it, the people rarely seem to be interacting with anyone else in the picture - like everyone is afraid to make actual eye contact, or even stare at the same thing.

The other item here is an erotic astrology guide. I bought it because I really liked the front cover layout, especially the font, and the concept is ridiculous. (Well, all astrology is ridiculous, but trying to legitimize smut by mixing it up in new-age observations about the stars is even better.) When I got it home I read some of it, and it is absolutely filthy. Check out this passage below.

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